So it’s October again, time for Oktoberfest AND…

And time for Halloween Jokes. I have 2 favorite ones, which I have told many times over the years. The are both a bit corny, but perhaps others will also share what they have as their favorites?


A Cold Night

A man was walking home from a party, when he hears a thump... thump... thump... Thinking little of it, he continues his walk, but continues to hear that strange noise, Thump... Thump... Thump... He thinks it's behind him, he turns to look, there's a coffin following him. He begins to walk faster, thump.. thump.. thump.. He begins to run Thump. Thump Thump, he opens the door to his house, runs up the stairs THUMP-THUMP-THUMP. It's right behind him, he runs into the bathroom, grabs the only thing he can find, throws some Cough Drops at it... and of course... the Coffin stops.

Spoiler

For those who don't get it, it's a play on words, "the Coffin stops", which sounds like "the Coughing stops"

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Vampire Blood

3 vampires walk in to a bar, the bartender asks "what'll you have"? The first 2 ask for some blood. The 3rd thinks it's a bit much, and asks for some plasma. The bartender says, "so let me get this right... thats 2 Bloods, and a Blood Light"?

Spoiler

This is a play on Blood sounding like Bud(weiser), and Plasma being the blood without the red blood cells - thus Blood Light a play on Bud(weiser) Light

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Got a joke about October, Oktoberfest, or Halloween to share? Put it in the comments below!

One Response to So it’s October again, time for Oktoberfest AND…

  1. TomRiddle says:

    a couple of funny, and one scary pictures
    (when you think of the person who sat for it and shudders the person who painted it)

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